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Homespun Moose Palin Attacks Outlandish Gator Grayson And Gator Bites Back

03/15/2010
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Campaign e-mail from U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson, D-Orlando.*

Subject: Palin Attacks Grayson; Grayson Applies Calamine Lotion to the Resulting Reddish Skin

On Friday night, Sarah Palin came to Orlando, and attacked Rep. Alan Grayson. This is what she said:

“I got to meet quite a few candidates who are lining up in a contested primary who want to take out Alan Grayson. And I think Alan Grayson — Piper is with me tonight, so I won’t say anything about Alan Grayson that can’t be said around children.

“…thank you, Florida, for allowing candidates in a contested primary to duke it out over ideas and principles and values, all with the same goal, and that is unseating those who have such a disconnect from the people of America. That’s what the goal is here in this race against Alan Grayson. Please fight hard, and do this for the rest of the country. Fight hard, and send a conservative to Washington, DC.”

Palin, the former half-term Governor, current-nothing and future-even-less, charmed the all-Republican audience with her folksy folksiness and her homespun homespunnery. A typically, Palin was wearing clothes that she had paid for herself. At the end of the event, she shared her recipe for mooseface pie.

In response to Palin’s attack on Rep Grayson, Grayson actually complimented Palin. Grayson praised Palin for having a hand large enough to fit Grayson’s entire name on it. He thanked Palin for alleviating the growing shortage of platitudes in Central Florida.

Grayson added that Palin deserved credit for getting through the entire hour-long program without quitting. Grayson also said that Palin really had mastered Palin’s imitation of Tina Fey imitating Palin. Grayson observed that Palin is the most-intelligent leader that the Republican Party has produced since George W. Bush.

When asked to comment about what effect Palin’s criticism might have, Grayson pointed out, “As the Knave’s horse says in Alice in Wonderland, ‘dogs will believe anything.'” Earlier, as the Orlando Sentinel reported, Grayson said, “I’m sure Palin knows all about politics in Central Florida, since from her porch she can see Winter Park,” which is part of Grayson’s district.

Grayson said that the Alaskan chillbilly was welcome to return to Central Florida anytime, as long as she brings lots of money with her, and spends it. “I look forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them,” Grayson added, alluding to Politifact’s “liar, liar, pants on fire” evaluation of much of what Palin has said.

Scientists are studying Sarah Palin’s travel between Alaska and Florida carefully. They hope to learn more about the flight patterns of that elusive migratory species, the wild Alaskan dingbat.

*reprint from tampabay.com

6 Comments leave one →
  1. 03/15/2010 10:06 pm

    Alan who?

  2. 03/16/2010 9:19 am

    It’s time to exile Sara Plain, so that the rest of us can stop threatening to move to Canada:

    Video link: The Last Straw

    (satire)

  3. 03/16/2010 5:04 pm

    Here’s your info on Alan who. http://www.graysonforcongress.com/

  4. 03/16/2010 7:17 pm

    It’s so funny to watch progressives go crazy over Palin. You guys are just way too easy. LOL.

  5. 03/16/2010 7:59 pm

    Guess everyone needs a hobby but how about the way conservatives come unglued over President Obama. In all honesty, thank you for your comments and visit to Dare To Dream. Please add your voice to any of the posts.

  6. elecpencil permalink
    03/20/2010 10:58 pm

    If only the rest of the Democrats could have a spine and sense of humor like Grayson. Palin is as empty headed as the GOP is empty of ideas.

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